Boston Tea Party

            Cheerio old chap, this weekend do yourself a favor and come visit the great queen for a spot of tea. Pay your homage to her majesty for all she has done for you. Show her your undying loyalty and devotion to England.

            Fuck that bitch Queen boys! Thursday night we go to the harbor and run a muck. We’ll set fire to the ships. Let those British bastards burn or drown.

            They want to tax our tea?! We’ll go steal that tea right from under their filthy noses. I’m not going to stand for such an abuse of falsified power and neither will you. The Queen has no power over us from all the way across the sea and she needs to be shown who makes the rules over here.

            We will all dress like a bunch of redskins so if anyone sees us they will blame the natives and we will have help getting rid of them, worst comes to worst. Do not bring any muskets. This will strictly be a bare hands and knife mission to stay in character.

            After we return from our task we will celebrate with a lager at William Wilson’s home. He has land as open as the desert for us to be able to see anyone approaching for miles. If done correctly there will be no one following us anyway.

            My brothers, come support the Sons of Liberty in their struggle to free us from oppression. Stand alongside us as we show the Queen we will stand for such heinous acts no longer. Stand up for the colonies. Stand up for your family and your freedom.